Last week, President Donald J. Trump dropped a line that shook the whole system:
“I don’t know why everybody wants to talk about Epstein. That’s old news. Let’s talk about Obama.”
And just like that, every last one of them with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) lost their minds:
“Wait! Why doesn’t he want us looking at the Epstein files?! That must mean he’s hiding something! Quick — open them! File injunctions! Get court orders!”
What they didn’t realize was…
🎻 Trump was playing them like a fiddle.
Just like in Devil Went Down to Georgia, he brought the golden strings — and they danced to his beat.
Even seasoned judges like Judge Boasberg in Florida are sitting back saying:
“Don’t fall for it, you numbskulls. He’s baiting you.”
And bait them he did.
Now even the same media outlets and pundits who covered for Epstein for years are suddenly screaming to open the files — all because Trump told them not to. That wasn’t hesitation. That was reverse psychology 101.
🎞️ Honestly, this is better than watching the old classic Road Runner cartoons.
You know the bit — the Coyote’s chasing the Road Runner, proud and confident, lugging a backpack full of ACME nonsense…
Then in the blink of an eye, everything flips.
The Road Runner’s chasing him now.
Eyes wide. Legs spinning.
And before the Coyote knows what hit him — he’s off that damn cliff again.
Only this time, the Road Runner doesn’t just stop and smirk.
He chases the Coyote clean off the edge, hauling a massive steel mandrel, forged just to hammer out the truth.
That’s Trump right now — smiling, silent, and chasing them straight into the canyon with a sledgehammer in hand.
And something tells me…
🎣 If you took Trump fishing, you’d lose your rod, your bait, your cooler, and your boat —
…and he’d still offer you a ride home.
Hi. This is Brent Wiewel. Reporting the news as I know it. Follow me for the rest of the story.
